A little churchmouse ran through this tall tale and did a fabulous, bang-up job making line-edits, so I could go back through and put a right proper coat of polish on it. Now it’s here for you, all bright and shiny.

The churchmouse works for a disaster relief mission, called Wings of Love, and if you dear readers are so inclined please feel free to thank her with a small donation. Though I am not a Christian myself (surely you didn’t think I’d be that easy to guess), I will note they do quite a bit of disaster relief in Louisiana and Mississippi, so ’tis a worthy cause.

Oh, and if you care to drop a few donations my way too, I surely wouldn’t mind.

And now, on with the story…